King Ghidorah:Be Prepared - kaiju edition

The Solar System, outside of Saturn's orbit

In the solar system of the Milky Way Galaxy, there was a small, mysterious planet which existed alongside the planet of Saturn. While many where unaware of this world's existence, those who did knew it by one single name: Planet X. And for many years, this world was the home of an alien race which called itself "The Xillians". And it was by their own desire for conquest that led them to invade the planet earth with the intent of making it a new home for their entire race. But there were two things the Xillains had not known about the earth: One was humanities strength, will, and determination to survive, and the other was Godzilla. Thus, through the efforts of both humanity, and the kaiju Godzilla and Rodan, that the xillian's invasion had failed, and theyorced to retreat back to their homeworld. And yet, in spite of this setback, and the fact the Xillians might have been able to plan a second attack against the earth, something very bad happened which would spell their untimely doom, and their complete extinction. In their arrogance, they sought to control and use as a weapon not only Godzilla and Rodan, but also a force of ultimate destruction beyond imagining. One who came to earth once before, and was only driven away by the combined effort's of Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and even Anguirus. This led the Xillians to attempt to use theor technology to control this horrible force, and use it in a plot to deceive humanity, and control Godzilla, and Rodan. It failed, of course. But now the consequences of their actions was rearing it's three, horrible heads. Yet what the Xillains were unaware of was this great god of destruction was playing them for fools, as when they attempted to take control of him again, nothing happened. As it happens, the great destroyer was never under their control to begin with. Typically enough, he feigned being subservant to these little aliens as part of some sick game he had played. After his defeat on earth, he was left rather bitter about his defeat, and wished to exact revenge on the foolish interlopers who dared to face him, and humiliate him as such. But when he arrived on Planet X, and when the X their attempt to control him, he decided to play along as part of a personal experiment. He wanted to see exactly how these arrogant alien's would fare against the planet he himself was defeated by. He was able to sense the commands of his self-proclaimed masters, but he was immune to it. Either way, he played along: allowing Godzilla and Rodan to beat him easily, and then doing so his own volit. When he sensed the signal was gone, he knew their plan failed. So he once again "feigned" defeat, and retreated into space immediately after, intent on going to plan X himself, and teah these fools the folly of their ways. After letting them see how uneffective their mind-control tech was on him, and allowing the fearful realisation he could sense from their minds take hold, he decided to relish in their fear, and proceeded to eradicate them, slowly. In a few hours, any trace of the Xillians blew into the planet's wind like dust, with no living thing in sight save for the bringer of such carnage. For eons this has been what the great destroyer had done: decimate an entire world to the point that no new life would ever rise again. This made him him the anti-thesis of life itself. But inspite of how glad he was to have removed a worthless nuisence from his universe, he knew there was still much to do. The one called Godzilla, his allies, and humanity still needed tp pay for their defiance, and for making him look like a fool the first time. But he was not so foolish as to forget how even he was hardpressed into fighting so many kaiju before. Even when he was putting on his act for Godzilla, and Rodan he had a hard time making it look convincing while attempting to avoid actually being defeated. These creatures....these KAIJU, were a formidable bunch. And one that would prove difficult for his plans. But if anything, this proved to him only one thing: that having allies was something which would be most beneficial. However, searching for good allies would take a good deal of time. However, if there was one thing he was good at, it was being patient. After all: What is time to an immortal? Either way, for The King of Terror, there would be a reckoning.

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Many years later, on the dead Planet X, it was a rather quiet evening. As no signs of life had ever been present since its great purge long ago. It even split open some holes into the planet's own magmatic core, which desperately clung to life by tearing open whole's into it's figurative throat, as large magma pits, and geizer's of either red, yellow, or even green color had sprung up onto the planet as a sign of the planet's struggle to survive. It also showed that anyone would be quite bold, and even insane to come to this hazardous world, where life seemed unsustainable. However,  in the dark of the night, it was indeed proven that something, or someone was on this planet as a deep, almost guttural voice spoke out. And this voice did not sound happy at all.

"Man, that lousy robot, and lizard! I can't believe they suckered me like that! Now i won't get to sit for a week!"

 The only response to this was a somewhat hysterical, almost hyena-like laughter which echoed out quite a good distance to anyone within range of anyone nearby. As it turns out, the two voices belonged to a pair of kaiju who were truly bizzare in appearance. One was a gigantic, humanoid beetle, with what looked like flaps all over his body, from his two toed feet to his humanoid arms. On these arms were two enormous drills which replaced his hands completely.On his back was a big carapace of yellow and black, which covered his insect wings, complimented by a bulky tail that was rather short in appearance. His head was also of a beetle's with big yellow bug eyes, and even small antenna on his brow, though his head did seem a bit oversized for his body. And on his head stood a solitary, axe-shaped horn with a small gem in the middle. This was Megalon, the former god of Seatopia before it's untimely demise. And sitting beside him, laughing like a maniac, was a red dragon with a curved horned Mogu. These two were allies in a bid to attack the earth a short while ago, but as of right now, with Mogu's consistant cackling, and Megalon's annoyed look, it was starting to look like their "aliance" would end badly for one of them.

"It's. Not. Funny. Mog."

As soon as he said that, Mogu suddenly burst out laughing like a raving maniac, in spite of his attempt to stifle it. This did not help with Megalon's temper for one single second.

"Hey, SHUT UP!"

But Mogu only continued hos ridiculous laughter, and didn't seem to be stopping any time soon. This only made Megalon angry, something which was made evident by his horn surging with electricity, and his drills spinning in a fast, but also threatening manner. And after letting out a low growl, he immediately lept at Mogu, and began fighting with him as they rolled around on the ground, Megalon beating on Mogu with his hands, and Mogu trying to scrath, and bite Megalon in retaliation, though he wasn't doing very good.

This caught the attention of a third kaiju, who was apparently relaxing before he heard the ruckus. He was green skinned kaiju with yellow scales that appeared in triangular patterns on his torso, and even made up his 3 fan-like wings color. He had hooks which replaced his arms, similar to Megalon, but also on his feet as well. He had a long, reptilian tail which ended in a very small spike, but with the golden scales covering the top. Most notably was the massive buzzsaw which made up his torso, which was perfect for close range combat. But weirder still was how his head almost resembled a rooster's. But it had green skin, a metal beak with mandibles, a row of small blades in the back of it's head, and a single, red, cyclopian eye where two should be. This was Gigan, member and leader of the Space Hunter M Nebula's "Nebula Hunter's" division, and also one of the most feared assassin's in the galaxy. And right now, even with one eye, if anyone could see him, they could tell that he was annoyed by his comrade's latest quarrel. And right now, he was not in the mood for this idiocy, and went to break it up.

"HEY! WILL YOU TWO MORONS KNOCK IT OFF?!"

Hearing their leader's voice, the kaiju quickly ended their fight, and stood up again. Though Mogu was chewing on what could be assumed what HE thought was Megalon's leg. But whether he knew, or not was up to debate. Not that it mattered as Megalon quickly responded to his friend, trying to defend himself.

"Well, HE started it!"

"Gagh! Just look at you guys. You're fighting like a bunch of stupid babies. No wonder we got our asses handed to us, and we're practically dangling at the bottom of the kaiju food chain."

"Man, i HATE dangling."

Tch, yeah, i know. I still can't believe we got beat by a couple of stupid dinosaurs, and a worthless robot! My arm STILL aches from what that thing did to it! Man, if it weren't for those stupid lizard's, we would've taken care of the humans, and we'd be running the joint!"

"MAN, I HATE LIZARDS!"

"Yeah, they're so...pushy...."

"And scaly....."

"Stinky...."

"And man, are they...."

{in unison}UUUUUUGLY! Ahahahah!"

But as the two kaiju were having their laugh, another voice suddenly spoke up from somewhere nearby. Which, of course, startled them so much that they quickly grew worried about who was here, with worried expressions on their faces.

"Oh, but surely we "lizards" are not all that bad."

The deep, vile voice soon revealed to belong to a monstrous, golden, three headed Dragon standing on a cliff near the trio. Looking upon this creature, one would think that this were some majestic creature of benevolent nature. But nothing could be further from the truth. It stood on two, strong 4 toed legs which looked like golden tree trunks. It also sported two tails which ended in spiked clubs, and even had two massive fan-like wings that had talon like spike on the edges. And most prominently, it's three long-necked heads bore the resemblence to eastern dragons, sporting a pair of antler's on each head with the middle's being more prominent. It's faces were etched in an eternal scowl-like expression, and it's eyes were of a crimson red. Showing te, horrible evil that lived within this beast. For this was the being who scoured the universe, extinguishing planets like fickled flames. The one who caused the great extinction on earth millions of year's ago, and who eradicated the civilizations of Mars and Venus. The one who annihilated the Xillians after his last invasion of earth, and the one who sought out the Nebulans, and even recruited Gigan, Megalon, and Mogu, for his plans to destroy the earth. This was King Ghidorah, the grand king of terror. But to the three kaiju, he was their great leader, and someone they were releaved to see. After realizing who it was, Megalon and Gigan (in this order) began speaking to their king.

"Oh. Lord Ghidorah. Thank goodness it's you, heh!"

"Please forgive us, my lord. We were feeling a little agitated after our last mission."

"Yeah, you know: against Godzilla!"

"Indeed."

This earned a somewhat annoyed look from Ghidorah, as hearing his enemies name often got him irritated due to how much he despised him so.

"I see."

"Now, that guy really sucks."

"Tell me about. I hear his good for nothing name, and i actually shudder!"

Thinking of how funny that sounds, Megalon decides to play with Gigan a little.

"Godzilla!"

At the name mentioning, Gigan actually shuddered a bit, but actually found it a bit exciting.

"Oooooh......do it again!"

Hearing this, Megalon did so. And even did it a few more times, earning a laugh from Mogu as well.

"Godzilla!"

"Hoohoho!"

"Godzilla, Godzilla, GODZILLA!"

Oooohohohohohohoh! It tingle's, me!"

All King Ghidorah did while this went on was look at this display while looking dumbfounded at the 3 kaiju's apparent stupidity. Something which made him roll all six of his eyes in annoyance, and then think out loud to virtually noone.

"It's official: I'm surrounded bu idiot's."

Hearing this, and only looking slightly offended, Megalon decided to speak up.

"Ah, come on, boss. Don't say stuff like that! We might not be that great, but we're still the kind of guy's who'd fight, and stuff up for you throughout the holy cosmos. After all, we serve you, and only you."

"Charmed."  said Ghidorah sarcastic tone.

"Okay, we got that. Since you're our king, guess it stnads for you to be pr-"

"Enough, Gigan."

Ghidorah's interuption caught Gigan off guard, and he quickly looked up in surprise to see his master's somewhat impatient expression.

"I came here for official business, not to sociallize. Specifically, i came by to ask what the status is on The Nebulan Hunters."

Gigan's eye sudden;y widened in surprise, as apparently he had forgotten all about this.

"Oh, yes. I almost forgot about that! Actually, i believe you'll be quite pleased, my lord. Another shipment of hunters just came as we returned. And what's more, only a few more way here now. In fact, they should be here within a few days."

This put a sadistic grin on Ghidorah's face, as he finally had something good to look forward to after a good, long while.

"Excellent. Once my army is complete, we shall have evrything we need to completely eradicate those foolish humans, and their monsters once and for all. Excellent work, Gigan. This mostly makes up for your....recent failure on earth, as a matter of fact."

Gigan couldn't help but feel a pang of shame when his master mentioned how he, and his allies were beaten by Godzilla, and his allies a few hours ago. As such, he lowered his head so as to avoid his gaze. Since Gigan was someone who took his job very seriously, failure meant that he was inadequate, and that he was not a great warrior at all. Even with Ghidorah's half-compliment about it still made him feel miserable. Seeing him like this, Megalon tried to change the subject as quickly as possible to make his friend feel better.

"Um....h-hey! You, uh, didn't happen to bring us any food, huhhuhuh? Didya didya didya?"

Of course, Megalon's child-like attitude made Ghidorah sneer in annoyance. But nevertheless, he used his right head to pull out a big chunk of unknown alien meat. Which made all three of the kaiju excited. Even getting Gigan out of his momentary depression.

"You know, i don't think you really deserve this. After all, i practically gift wrapped those kaiju for you, and you couldn't even dispose of them."

Ghidorah then dropped the meat right in front of the trio, who quickly proceeded to tear into the piece as they devoured it. Though Gigan, as well as Megalon (in this order) felt the need to point out something to his master.

"Well, you know. It wasn't exactly like they were alone, my lord. Especially with their precious "king" around."

"Yeah! I mean, what are we supposed to do? (swallow) Kill Godzilla, or something?"

Upon hearing this, Ghidorah lowered his heads to the trio he gave a devilish grin while he answered the question.

"Precisely."

This garnered a look of confusion of all 3 kaiju, who looked up to their leader for clarification. But instead, they were treated to Ghidorah suddenly, and very quickly, diving from his ledge towards their spot, before setting up for a landing. They tried to out of the way, but Ghidorah quickly slammed his feet into the ground, the impact nding them careening away. It also caused the fissures to begin letting out steam, as the chambers were rattled by Ghidorah's impact landing. Green steam blew out of the crevices as he walked foward, till he finally stopped walklng, and unferled his wings.

~I know that your powers of retention
are as wet as Maguma's backside~

He came up to Mogu, who was busily chewing on a big bone he had grabbed hold of at some point. Something orah immediately smacked out of Mogu's claws, and scared inot a salute position.

~But thick as you are-PAY ATTENTION! (smacks bone)
My words are a matter of pride.!

Ghidorah then circled around Mogu before deciding to take his wing, and wave it in front of Mogu's face as he sttod as still as a statue.

~It's clear from your vacant expressions
the lights are not all on up stairs
But we're talking death and destruction (hears the other 2 laugh)
Even YOU can't be caught unaware's!~

Gigan and Megalon ended up getting scared by Ghidorah, and then ended up getting stuck in two, giant geizer's. Which proved to be quite active, as they shot out Gigan and Megalon like cannonballs into the air, before the two landed unpleasantly to the ground as Ghidorah continued.

~So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shiny new era is tip toing nearer!~

Gigan: And where do WE feature?

~Just listen to teacher!~

 King Ghidorah grabbed Gigan by his mandible with his right head, shaking him about for a few seconds before letting go, leaving a rather uncomfortable Gigan to rub his mandible as his master continued on.

~I know it sounds sordid,
but you'll be rewarded
When at last i am given my dues~

He then flew up to where Mogu was scratching behind his ear on a nearby cliff. For no real reason, he then decided to land behind the red dragon, and then kick him into a bone pile made of previously dead kaiju/animals they had either killed, or Ghidorah had fed bits of them to.

~And injustice deliciously square!
Be Prepaaaaaared!~

In a moment, the trio then emerged from the bone pile, each wearing a different skull as a hat, or helmet. Then Megalon spoke up.

"Yeah, "be prepared". Heheh! We'll be prepared!......for what?"

"For the death of the self proclaimed king!"

Megalon then decided to climb up to the stony "stand" King Ghidorah had perched himself on, to ask a question.

"Why? Is he sick?"

This earn him Ghidorah slithering his right head around his own head like a snake, and a simple response from the golden hydra, before Megalon was abruptly dropped down.

"No, fool. We're gonna kill 'im. And Minya, too."

Swiftly Gigan responded to what Ghidorah had said, and along with Mogu, started hopping around Megalon in a dancing circle, with the latter clapping his drills together in giddyness.

"Great idea!! Who need's a king, anyway? No king, no king, la lala lala la!"

This made Ghidorah roar out to the trio in anger, while his wings extended outward in his anger.

"IDIOTS! There will BE a king!"

Megalon was confused statement, and tried to say something, even though he was interrupted by Ghidorah.

"Hey, but you said, uh-"

"I will be king!"

Then a bright, yellow glow emerged from out of nowhere, illuminating Ghidorah, and making his demoni shadow grow even larger him. As if the dark forces of the universe itself were heeding the king of terror's words.

"Stick with me.....and you'll never be defeated again!"

Naturally, the trio were more than enthusiastic at this proclamation, as Gigan pointed out himself.

"Yay! All right, then! Long Live the King!"

Right at that moment, dozen's upon dozens of creatures that looked like Gigan, but more cybernetic, and were black and red, appeared in the canyon surrounding the trio. What was also noted was how every one of these cyborgs had different weapons for arms: swords, hooks, scythes, axes, chainsaws, morningstars,even gattling guns among other things. These were what Gigan and Ghidorah referred to as "The Nebulan Hunters", and they were gearing for conquest, and destruction as they also proclaimed:

"LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!"

A mass of smoke then enveloped the area, and the scene changed. Now instead of the trio, The Nebulan Hunters were marching in a big row as a massive army, while King Ghidorah stood atop his stone pedestal, watching as his invasion force proclaimed their loyalty to their great king.


~It's great that we'll soon be connected
with a king who'll be feared, and adored!~

King Ghidorah then resumed his dark melody, as he watched his mechanical army march on.

~Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though i'm the main adversy
The point that i must emphasize is...~

King Ghidorah then lept down to where his warriors stood. But as soon as he landed, the yellow glow that surrounded everything vanished, and a hellish red literally of a growing crack in the ground, it opened up the planets magma
fissure, which a Hunter fell into as King Ghidorah terrified it in his malicious way.

~YOU WONT GET A SNiFF WITHOUT ME!!!~

Then, all hell broke loose as King Ghidorah used his power of manipulation over Gravity to break the planet's surface, causing rock, and stone to break, and rise up like pillars. Here, King Ghidorah lept onto one, then onto another as he rose up like a demon from hell itself, as his warrior's began dancing in a demonic display of horror to any soul who witnessed it.

~So prepare for the kill of the century!
(So prepare for the kill of the century)
Be Prepared for our muderous plan!
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning!
(We'll have war, lot's of war!)
Decades of denial, is imply why i'll:
(By his will, things to kill!)

Be King undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the nightmare i am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared!
 Be Prepaaaared!

The Nebulan Hunters continued their hellish dance of darkness, as they revelled in the prospect of a world where they could kill as much as they desired. Even the Trio shared n the enthusiasm as well, as thing were drawing to a close.

~Yes, our/my teeth and ambitions are bared!
BE PREPAAAAAAAARED! HAHAHAHAHAH~

The Humters then let out a hauntingly creepy laughter, which would send chills down the spines of any who were there, as King Ghidorah stood upon his pillar of stone, standing above his hellish horde. Ready to perfom unspeakable deeds in the name of all that is evil.

And like that, they were ready. King Ghidorah, and his dark legion were ready for war, now. And very soon, he would have his revenge. And even Godzilla himself would tremble before his superior, known only as The King of Terror. He would show them all revenge. For he is Thunder......he is lighning..... and he is......DEATH!